you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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Using things that can break off inside of you is a terrible idea.
Stick to devices made for masterbation!
Douchebags get some kind of idiotic joy from being the first to reply on one of these. Even though they have absolutely nothing meaningful to say.
what kind of fruits??
11:38 It's the fucking third and fourth result on google. Do you have any concept of how to look up information?
NOOOOOO CARROTS!!!! HAVENT YOU BEEN WATCHING SPIKE?!
Now that's getting your daily amount of fruits and veggies!
Someone had to be funny, may as well be me.
Whats wrong with people?! Since when is a cock not enough?! Now you use produce? Ack!
What is this "First" thing about?
haha personally i quite like eggplant
i hope next they try chili peppers. wooooooo thats erotic! hahahaha
look on urban dictionary
ummmm okay I googled it and I'm still lost...what's GGG?
Well, it's important to find a partner willing to indulge your fetishes.
GGG kids, look it up.
radishes and sugar snap peas
thanks demetri martin.
I'm afraid of dolphins.
Try somthing no one has ever heard as first post...Instead of first, try "I'm afraid of dolphins"