Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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