I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
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hahaha 3:48....could be naples though, not that this changes anything
hahaha soooo glad im not in cc/nfm area
10:46... How could anyone miss Cape Coral? Are you 70 years old?
must have been a great party
God I miss cape coral...
Fucking get some key lime pie when u go back into the bakery. so fucking good
ZOMG... luvin the publix
lol found a floridian :)
I think this is probably my favorite TFLN. It's so telling.
3:48 tells the penultimate truth.
haha, i work at a publix over there...
I can't even tell you how fucked up i've been in publix. great times.
cape coral is satan's asshole.
I moved out of Florida a few years ago and no grocery store tops Publix.
...and furthermore, Publix is effing awesome. How many grocery stores would people even consider calling "effing awesome"?
As a native Floridian (West Palm Beach) who has lived in Alaska, the Nevada desert, and the utter wasteland that is a place horribly referred to as "Texoma", those of you whining about Cape Coral have no idea what you have going for you.
I totally agree with 12:27
I hate living here.