I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
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hahaha 3:48....could be naples though, not that this changes anything
hahaha soooo glad im not in cc/nfm area
10:46... How could anyone miss Cape Coral? Are you 70 years old?
God I miss cape coral...
must have been a great party
Fucking get some key lime pie when u go back into the bakery. so fucking good
ZOMG... luvin the publix
3:48 tells the penultimate truth.
lol found a floridian :)
I think this is probably my favorite TFLN. It's so telling.
haha, i work at a publix over there...
cape coral is satan's asshole.
I can't even tell you how fucked up i've been in publix. great times.
I moved out of Florida a few years ago and no grocery store tops Publix.
As a native Floridian (West Palm Beach) who has lived in Alaska, the Nevada desert, and the utter wasteland that is a place horribly referred to as "Texoma", those of you whining about Cape Coral have no idea what you have going for you.
...and furthermore, Publix is effing awesome. How many grocery stores would people even consider calling "effing awesome"?
I totally agree with 12:27
I hate living here.