i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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