...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
did i just pee glitter
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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