i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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