Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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