GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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