I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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