Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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