Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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