Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
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What?Are you like 14 and bored?Idiot.
Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.
#1 "note to self" texts are fake and retarded.
#2 what the fuck kind of moron tries to microwave a condom anyway? And for what reason?
However, putting a lightbulb in a microwave is AWESOME!
why would you do that? did you want to eat it?
You should add something else to your "note to self: page.
Note to self: Stop pushing the Q-tip in when you first feel resistance.
know its those people making fun of it that are gonna go try it themselves now
awesome. look at 'i justwant to tellyou' dut cummm
How did he manage to close the door with his penis inside.... haha j/k.
whats black red covered in blisters and taps on glass???
baby in a microwave
12:24...I originally read that as "what kind of mormon tries to microwave a condom", and it was much funnier. who cares if it's fake or not.
this made me lol so hard. i love OP
HAHAHAHAH 12:42 trumps all!
whoa, people are mean here. Good thing to remember.
did you take it out of the wrapper?
you're doing it wrong. You put the cantalope in the microwave, not the condom
But will it blend? :P
I hope your dick was in the condom when you did that you retard. 12:43 all day
maybe he was going for that fresh out the dryer underwear feeling....and failed
i don't get it. what did you expect to get from a microwaved condom?
what in the holy hell were you doing with a condom near a microwave.
do us all a favor, turn the microwave on the highest setting, then for 1 hours time let it run and stand in front of it for the next 30 days doing that once or maybe twice a day, then go to a sperm bank and see how many men you can produce. help humanity out by doing this.
Why would u put a condom in a microwave in the first place!! Lol