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  • 89 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:32pm

    What?Are you like 14 and bored?Idiot.

  • 83 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:14am

    How did he manage to close the door with his penis inside.... haha j/k.

  • 78 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:43pm

    awesome. look at 'i justwant to tellyou' dut cummm

  • 73 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

  • 75 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:14am

    whats black red covered in blisters and taps on glass??? baby in a microwave

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:40pm

    whoa, people are mean here. Good thing to remember.

  • 70 49
    Submitted by Furrettes on Aug 26, 10 at 4:13am

    this made me lol so hard. i love OP

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:47pm

    HAHAHAHAH 12:42 trumps all!

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:24am

    #1 "note to self" texts are fake and retarded. #2 what the fuck kind of moron tries to microwave a condom anyway? And for what reason? However, putting a lightbulb in a microwave is AWESOME!

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:35am

    But will it blend? :P

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:21pm

    why would you do that? did you want to eat it?

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26am

    12:24...I originally read that as "what kind of mormon tries to microwave a condom", and it was much funnier. who cares if it's fake or not.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:43am

    You should add something else to your "note to self: page. Note to self: Stop pushing the Q-tip in when you first feel resistance.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    did you take it out of the wrapper?

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:17am

    you're doing it wrong. You put the cantalope in the microwave, not the condom

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:03am

    know its those people making fun of it that are gonna go try it themselves now

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    maybe he was going for that fresh out the dryer underwear feeling....and failed

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:34pm

    I hope your dick was in the condom when you did that you retard. 12:43 all day

  • 60 65
    Submitted by doughboyssb on May 13, 10 at 7:34pm

    Warming sensations

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:39pm

    what in the holy hell were you doing with a condom near a microwave. do us all a favor, turn the microwave on the highest setting, then for 1 hours time let it run and stand in front of it for the next 30 days doing that once or maybe twice a day, then go to a sperm bank and see how many men you can produce. help humanity out by doing this.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:32pm

    i don't get it. what did you expect to get from a microwaved condom?

  • 48 60
    Submitted by lolsmiley12354 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:25pm

    Why would u put a condom in a microwave in the first place!! Lol