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  • What?Are you like 14 and bored?Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm
  • #1 "note to self" texts are fake and retarded. #2 what the fuck kind of moron tries to microwave a condom anyway? And for what reason? However, putting a lightbulb in a microwave is AWESOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:24am
  • why would you do that? did you want to eat it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:21pm
  • You should add something else to your "note to self: page. Note to self: Stop pushing the Q-tip in when you first feel resistance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:43am
  • know its those people making fun of it that are gonna go try it themselves now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:03am
  • awesome. look at 'i justwant to tellyou' dut cummm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:43pm
  • How did he manage to close the door with his penis inside.... haha j/k.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:14am
  • whats black red covered in blisters and taps on glass??? baby in a microwave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:14am
  • this made me lol so hard. i love OP

    Submitted by Furrettes on Aug 26, 10 at 4:13am
  • 12:24...I originally read that as "what kind of mormon tries to microwave a condom", and it was much funnier. who cares if it's fake or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26am
  • whoa, people are mean here. Good thing to remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:40pm
  • HAHAHAHAH 12:42 trumps all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:47pm
  • did you take it out of the wrapper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • you're doing it wrong. You put the cantalope in the microwave, not the condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:17am
  • I hope your dick was in the condom when you did that you retard. 12:43 all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:34pm
  • But will it blend? :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:35am
  • maybe he was going for that fresh out the dryer underwear feeling....and failed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Warming sensations

    Submitted by doughboyssb on May 13, 10 at 7:34pm
  • i don't get it. what did you expect to get from a microwaved condom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:32pm
  • what in the holy hell were you doing with a condom near a microwave. do us all a favor, turn the microwave on the highest setting, then for 1 hours time let it run and stand in front of it for the next 30 days doing that once or maybe twice a day, then go to a sperm bank and see how many men you can produce. help humanity out by doing this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Why would u put a condom in a microwave in the first place!! Lol

    Submitted by lolsmiley12354 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:25pm