R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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