I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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