Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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