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  • Time to leave?? You NEVER, under any circumstances, refuse pancakes...especially thank-you pancakes! Fail.

    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 10, 10 at 9:38am
  • Ungrateful. That ain't cool!

    Submitted by madpanda on Mar 10, 10 at 10:25am
  • Seriously?? What is WRONG with you!!! The guy just fucking made you pancakes and you wanna bolt? Are you on crack? That's time to STAY. Dude is a total keeper. Granted the oven mitts are a bit off, but they could have been like a gift from his mother or something.

    Submitted by lostinadream on Mar 10, 10 at 1:20pm
  • What a bitch.

    Submitted by snybny on Mar 10, 10 at 9:52am
  • Ungrateful bitch!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 10, 10 at 10:37am
  • What is WRONG with you?\nPancakes!\nPANCAKES.

    Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 10, 10 at 11:13am
  • Totally would have stayed. Especially with a bit -o- honey :)

    Submitted by jackdot21 on Mar 10, 10 at 10:43am
  • I believe that would be a time to STAY. Ungrateful cunt.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 10, 10 at 11:50am
  • Awww what a nice guy!

    Submitted by babygrl on Mar 10, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Pancakes=fail Waffles=win!!!!

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 10, 10 at 9:58am
  • Agreed!!! I think I would have married him

    Submitted by BartendinBeauty on Mar 10, 10 at 11:16am
  • Who wears oven mitts to make pancakes?

    Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 11, 10 at 1:18am
  • Am I the only one that think this is about two guys?\n\nNot that there's anything wrong with that.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 9:59am
  • He shoulda left it at a one night stand....

    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:42pm
  • I agree that this is about 2 guys.

    Submitted by deb207 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:14pm
  • maybe it was your payment?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 10, 10 at 10:13am
  • I've done that... She didn't leave tho... Where'd your manners go?

    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Oh Fuck. No. Even if they were married that'd be freaky. Someones a little TOO thankful that he got laid hahahaha.

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 5:53pm
  • Okay ... definitely sounds like a reason to stick around. Especially if he's only in oven mitts (ignoring the fact that they are pooh bear.) It takes BALLS to cook around spitting oil in the buff.

    Submitted by t3thys on Mar 13, 10 at 12:52am
  • if you aren't gonna be greatful, just take your payment and leave!

    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:57am
  • That's so sweet! Just have him put some pants on and enjoy your pancakes.

    Submitted by knomye on Mar 10, 10 at 2:01pm
  • Omg run!!!

    Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Mar 10, 10 at 6:05pm
  • People give this dumb bitch a break. What she forgot to include was that the guy kept slapping her across the face with what he was calling his eeyore donkey cock and the pancakes were covered in a mysterious white sauce he was calling Christopher Robin surprise.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 10, 10 at 11:21am
  • Sex and pancakes thats how you know a guy isnt a deuch

    Submitted by gearman on Jul 1, 11 at 11:31am
  • that's adorable! why would you leave? \naw poo bear...

    Submitted by leilastar77 on Mar 12, 10 at 9:22pm