i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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Time to leave?? You NEVER, under any circumstances, refuse pancakes...especially thank-you pancakes! Fail.
Ungrateful. That ain't cool!
Seriously?? What is WRONG with you!!! The guy just fucking made you pancakes and you wanna bolt? Are you on crack? That's time to STAY. Dude is a total keeper. Granted the oven mitts are a bit off, but they could have been like a gift from his mother or something.
What a bitch.
What is WRONG with you?\nPancakes!\nPANCAKES.
Totally would have stayed. Especially with a bit -o- honey :)
I believe that would be a time to STAY. Ungrateful cunt.
Awww what a nice guy!
Agreed!!! I think I would have married him
Who wears oven mitts to make pancakes?
Am I the only one that think this is about two guys?\n\nNot that there's anything wrong with that.
I agree that this is about 2 guys.
He shoulda left it at a one night stand....
maybe it was your payment?
Oh Fuck. No. Even if they were married that'd be freaky. Someones a little TOO thankful that he got laid hahahaha.
I've done that... She didn't leave tho... Where'd your manners go?
if you aren't gonna be greatful, just take your payment and leave!
Okay ... definitely sounds like a reason to stick around. Especially if he's only in oven mitts (ignoring the fact that they are pooh bear.) It takes BALLS to cook around spitting oil in the buff.
That's so sweet! Just have him put some pants on and enjoy your pancakes.
People give this dumb bitch a break. What she forgot to include was that the guy kept slapping her across the face with what he was calling his eeyore donkey cock and the pancakes were covered in a mysterious white sauce he was calling Christopher Robin surprise.
that's adorable! why would you leave? \naw poo bear...
Sex and pancakes thats how you know a guy isnt a deuch