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  • because he goes to a school where even the ugly girls have high standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Gemma, you are ugly. now you can never make that claim again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:42am
  • Haha the guys are probably worse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Must be Alma College... Those girls are nastaaay except for like 2 of them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:26am
  • so sexist. you're probably not getting laid because youre an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:12pm
  • @9:22 yeah, it makes way more sense that way. next to the ugly girls, it makes the OP look even better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:29pm
  • For sures. Good lookin 9:53. Keep that pimp hand strong - 10:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:46am
  • There are so many things wrong with this text, an with 9:15 as a person, that I don't even know where to start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:32pm
  • What school is this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:04am
  • So true story. I've never been called ugly. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 10:17, you are a horrible person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:47pm
  • the must be talking to someone who goes to UF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:51pm
  • sounds like everyone here has low self esteem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:55am
  • obviously some school in the midwest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Actually, I'm in a loving (and wildly sexual one-year-old relationship with the love of my life. I just wish everyone could see how amazing they are the way someone who will love them wil see how amazing they are. Obviously 10:17 hasn't had that experience yet. Peace, 9:32

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:47pm
  • I'm sexist and I get laid pretty often. It's all about manipulating young minds baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm
  • haaaaaaaaaaaa. shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Smooth? Only with that olive oil on ur cock. Ur gonna need it later bc the only thing ull get with that line is ur hand, and that's if ur lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:45am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Gemma probably looks like one of those short, fat, and ugly trolls that you put on the eraser of your pencils when you're in second grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:52pm
  • im surprised its not NAU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:09am
  • if your illeagal y say it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Ugly girls have standards too, especially if the OP's friend is a jerk like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:46am
  • the woman is talking to a person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:26pm
  • So just chilll.. Til tha next episode hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:50am
  • If I tried I could probably get 5 at my school. =\ daily...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:23am
  • In Soviet Russia, ugly always get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:31am
  • Who wants to do an ugly girl? Nobody that's who

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • 10:17 I agree with that I'm done with these whores. I'm fucking brown head chicks now, no more blondes. I'm horrible :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:03am
  • I think he answered his own question... some of the ugliest girls he's ever seen! Who wants to get laid by that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:11pm
  • 9:32 is most def an ugly dog, not unlike the ones mentioned in this post. You are just jealous because you get treated by dirt by guys you like even though you do everything for them cuz u have low self esteem and think you deserve the abuse (which you do). I hope if by some miracle you end up getting married your husband beats you and you cry yourself p sleep every bight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:17pm
  • My uncircumcised dick in your mouth hurts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:09pm
  • I can smell your vagina from here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:03pm