Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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