going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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