But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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