dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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