Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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