I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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