I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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