I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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