Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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