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  • 77 37
    Submitted by ancient1 on Feb 4, 12 at 6:51pm

    And you're all built like Ryan Reynolds, right?

    • 37 60
      Submitted by porksword on Feb 4, 12 at 11:06pm

      If you're loaded enough, sure!

  • 70 52
    Submitted by complicatedmango on Feb 4, 12 at 12:46pm

    You can drink them pretty but you can't drink them thin.

  • 65 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 4, 12 at 11:25am

    Ompa! Lumpa! Dippity Do! I wouldn't hit that and neither should you!

  • 52 35
    Submitted by xBigRobx on Feb 4, 12 at 10:36am

    Ahhh the wonders of last call....

  • 49 43
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 4, 12 at 12:19pm

    Reality always adds ten pounds.

  • 40 32
    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 5, 12 at 5:40am

    Complicated mango you're very funny.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by bearbackbandit on Feb 4, 12 at 12:02pm

    Amen.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 4, 12 at 10:56am

    I wouldn't hit that with a truck.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Feb 5, 12 at 9:15am

    Fat girls are like mopeds, fun to ride but you don't want your buddies to see you on it.