I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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