Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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