something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Hehe, something came in my mouth VERY early last night...and it wasn't x-mas...when I say very early I mean under a minute...
Why are guys so offended that he couldn't last long enough to get her off?? Hitting too close to home?
Ha ha story of my life!
Least you're not pregnant
If my boyfriend can't last long enough to make me cum, I make him fuck me again until I do, only fair
mine came very early last night too :-(
was his name jim levenstean ? and did he get a condo on lake michigan for the summer with some buddies and pass up fucking a hottie for a band geek ?
10:49 Um, I think this is the wrong text to be bitching about double standards on.
I THINK THEYRE TALKING ABOUT JIZZ GUYS
you too? i hate it when that happens
I hate the dicotomy of this site. For instance this text is cool if it's a chick talking but discusting if it's a dude.
I'd take a band geek, atleast kinda cute, over the dumb slut hotty...
OH SHIT. haahahhahhahaa. this is the story of my life, i swear guys need to train or something!
you have to remember that for the guys who do not want to pay for porn, we have to make due with the 10 second preview clips. this is great training for the quickie though
he probably had another date and you were just the fluffer
fuck you, bitch. The guy gets his rocks off faster than you-- so what? His job is to dump his load in you and move on to a better bitch.
Hahah that's hilarious. Ooh text messages. The stories they bring
All that's important is I cum. I am man hear me roar