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  • Hehe, something came in my mouth VERY early last night...and it wasn't x-mas...when I say very early I mean under a minute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Ha ha story of my life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Why are guys so offended that he couldn't last long enough to get her off?? Hitting too close to home?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:06pm
  • mine came very early last night too :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:12pm
  • If my boyfriend can't last long enough to make me cum, I make him fuck me again until I do, only fair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Least you're not pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:20pm
  • was his name jim levenstean ? and did he get a condo on lake michigan for the summer with some buddies and pass up fucking a hottie for a band geek ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • I THINK THEYRE TALKING ABOUT JIZZ GUYS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:04am
  • I hate the dicotomy of this site. For instance this text is cool if it's a chick talking but discusting if it's a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:49am
  • I'd take a band geek, atleast kinda cute, over the dumb slut hotty...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 10:49 Um, I think this is the wrong text to be bitching about double standards on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:06am
  • you too? i hate it when that happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:14am
  • you have to remember that for the guys who do not want to pay for porn, we have to make due with the 10 second preview clips. this is great training for the quickie though

    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 17, 10 at 10:49pm
  • he probably had another date and you were just the fluffer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • OH SHIT. haahahhahhahaa. this is the story of my life, i swear guys need to train or something!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:53am
  • fuck you, bitch. The guy gets his rocks off faster than you-- so what? His job is to dump his load in you and move on to a better bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • All that's important is I cum. I am man hear me roar

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Sep 30, 11 at 1:06pm
  • Hahah that's hilarious. Ooh text messages. The stories they bring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:41pm