i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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