he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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