You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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