There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Randomize
