I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
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always a clear-cut sign it's time to go home: walking into stationary objects.
and in new york too, so this person clearly had to find a tree to walk into. then again, if he/she was in the park (i don't recommend that) then i guess it's okay.
you could always climb the tree and call it your home for the night.