you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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