Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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