Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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