i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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