My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Time to ice your vagina.
Tyson wouldn't last till the eight round.
My new husband says he did what 11 pregnancies/12 babies couldn't do: broke my uterus. He's right.
Be happy he is not into anal.
next time say "PINEAPPLES"!!!
That was probably your cervix.