After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
