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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Apr 5, 13 at 3:38pm

    Don't cross the street talking on your cellphone, "sweetie."

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 5, 13 at 4:32pm

    I'm sure I can churn this thread for a few bad puns. It'll be overrun with them, but I expect the cream to rise to the top, and hopefully EightyEight will be frozen at the bottom.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 5, 13 at 10:07pm

    With free pints of Death by Chocolate to the first 50 people at the wake.