I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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