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  • 71 35
    Submitted by countryboy47 on Jan 31, 10 at 3:38am

    eh dont woryy...i started drinkin wine at 630 this mornin and havent stopedd yet...i think your ok

  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:55pm

    I got the impression that it was a guy who doesn't want to get married or doesn't want to know the countdown. Eh.

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:06pm

    Hell no enjoy being single!!! Don't be sad about being single! Lmfao just go on facebook and look at the ugly fucks that r reproducing and thank ur lucky stars u r single and not havin ugly ass babies

  • 66 50
    Submitted by vodkahottie on Jan 16, 10 at 9:17am

    I *highly* doubt the OP is a guy. \n\nAnd it's never too early to drink wine!

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:02pm

    I'm nor sure, but my guess is maybe they broke off the engagement and that's why she's upset...

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:36pm

    In soviet Russia wine drinks you

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

    Yes 3:38 because the texts on here about getting drunk n high are just hilarious....PLEASE! This site used to be really funny until high school kids started sending fake ass unfunny shit ending with "please come get me". I have wishful thinking that this site will one day be funny again...

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:41pm

    I have 2 balls :{

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:45am

    509! Leavenworth? Wenatchee? DRINKING IS ALL ANYONE DOES THERE! weddings or not! Cheers!

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 3:54pm

    THEN DON"T GET MARRIED- WTF!!!

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:36pm

    1st!!!

    • 54 55
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 3:37pm

      1st person in your family to fuck your sister?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:37pm

    Is 11 am too early to get on your knees?

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

    not in this case.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:38pm

    This is stupid. Is this implying the poor female really wants to get mArried? I want texts about people getting high/drunk and doing ridiculous things not stupid girl shit

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:36pm

    Not first

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:08pm

    It's never too early to drink wine!

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:47pm

    It's noon somewhere

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:43pm

    I'm sitting on a train and there is an old man across the aisle looking in between my legs and rubbing his crotch.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:08am

    Dude its 11:01 in someone's impatient mind.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Azrielle on Dec 28, 10 at 4:53pm

    Real Story (since this was mine) I found out he was cheating on me and kicked his ass out and I kept getting those stupid emails.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:13am

    Maybe her finace walked out and canceled the wedding. That happened to me and I want to drink too whenever I see stupid bullshit about my 'upcoming wedding'

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:59pm

    Looser. Marry or dont marry. There is no try.