Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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