My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Talk about a buzz kill
Fuck yeah, good one!
Which one was bigger?
My kind of woman. Although really, you should lock the gun up if it's not in your direct personal control, especially if you know your apartment is up for rent and the landlord is going to be bringing people through whom you don't know. It'd suck if some prospective tenant had their kid in tow and the kid played with it and got hurt.
Hate to get the two mixed up !!\nTalk about banging yourself !!
@GetOffMyLawn are you referring to the gun or the dildo?
For future reference, not all vibrators are dildos.
I want to know how long the awkward silence when they walked in?
Might have been a guy...never know
I agree with what GetOffMyLawn said, but... I'd hate it if I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and my handgun was chillin on my nightstand next to my uhhhhh "girlfriend's" vibrator.
@planbplus, nice pun.
That takes the cake!
It would suck to get those mixed up while you were drunk and horny at night in the dark that's for sure!
I'm a horny twenty year old girl, I'd love some pictures ;) of you boys 21468603 four five
this was me. ha! I wasn't home, my landlord had sent an email saying they would be showing the apartment annnnnd I didn't get that in time to get home! :)
Wtf is wrong with Americans?!