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  • Talk about a buzz kill

    Submitted by planbplus on Nov 18, 12 at 3:03pm
  • Which one was bigger?

    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Nov 18, 12 at 3:03pm
  • My kind of woman. Although really, you should lock the gun up if it's not in your direct personal control, especially if you know your apartment is up for rent and the landlord is going to be bringing people through whom you don't know. It'd suck if some prospective tenant had their kid in tow and the kid played with it and got hurt.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 18, 12 at 3:20pm
  • Hate to get the two mixed up !!\nTalk about banging yourself !!

    Submitted by sumtimes on Nov 19, 12 at 3:31am
  • @GetOffMyLawn are you referring to the gun or the dildo?

    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Nov 18, 12 at 9:16pm
    • For future reference, not all vibrators are dildos.

      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 19, 12 at 12:46am
  • I want to know how long the awkward silence when they walked in?

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 18, 12 at 4:12pm
  • I agree with what GetOffMyLawn said, but... I'd hate it if I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and my handgun was chillin on my nightstand next to my uhhhhh "girlfriend's" vibrator.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 19, 12 at 1:44am
  • @planbplus, nice pun.

    Submitted by HANNOH on Nov 18, 12 at 7:38pm
  • Might have been a guy...never know

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 18, 12 at 11:40pm
  • That takes the cake!

    Submitted by bigjwin on Nov 18, 12 at 3:08pm
  • It would suck to get those mixed up while you were drunk and horny at night in the dark that's for sure!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Dec 16, 12 at 9:34pm
  • I'm a horny twenty year old girl, I'd love some pictures ;) of you boys 21468603 four five

    Submitted by jessicahoney6969 on Nov 24, 12 at 10:41pm
  • this was me. ha! I wasn't home, my landlord had sent an email saying they would be showing the apartment annnnnd I didn't get that in time to get home! :)

    Submitted by stevierae09 on Oct 30, 13 at 7:49pm
  • Wtf is wrong with Americans?!

    Submitted by courtchronic on Nov 5, 15 at 1:32am