its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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