its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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