careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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