Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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