I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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