yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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