Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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