At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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