I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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